This little tidbit should tide everyone over until Joy gets back online:
So I just got off the phone with my dear beloved wife. At one random point in the conversation, I heard the phone slam down on something, and then for the next minute all I heard was Joy making various squawking noises, amplified for dramatic effect.
Then, for a good ten seconds, there was complete silence. Stillness.
Then, a deep breath and Joy was back on the phone, very calm and composed, with this little nugget of wisdom: "There's two things I'm looking forward to in heaven. One is, you know, that whole 'union with God' thing. The other one, though, is never having to stub my toe again."
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