Recipe: Salvador Dali French Toast

Instructions (courtesy Dan for Mother's Day):
1) Purchase a nice hearty loaf of Texas Toast
2) Accidentally set the milk on top of the grocery bag that contains the Texas Toast
3) Use the loaf of warped Texas Toast anyway
4) Make the Texas Toast into French Toast using the normal recipe
5) When complete, sprinkle with paprika - oops, cinnamon - and serve.